From 2529b748ed9d6afe060f538b4969c9e6e560ce97 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Owen Rummage Date: Mon, 20 Jul 2026 10:51:37 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] funny --- src/pages/index.astro | 2 +- src/scripts/page-play.ts | 8 ++++---- 2 files changed, 5 insertions(+), 5 deletions(-) diff --git a/src/pages/index.astro b/src/pages/index.astro index 79c4f94..15129aa 100644 --- a/src/pages/index.astro +++ b/src/pages/index.astro @@ -143,7 +143,7 @@ const description = aria-label="Show another motto" data-motto-play > - Stay humble enough to learn, and confident enough to build. + I can explain BGP, but neither of us will enjoy it. diff --git a/src/scripts/page-play.ts b/src/scripts/page-play.ts index ce81223..5d75baf 100644 --- a/src/scripts/page-play.ts +++ b/src/scripts/page-play.ts @@ -1,8 +1,8 @@ const mottos = [ - "Stay humble enough to learn, and confident enough to build.", - "Make it work. Then make it quiet.", - "Good systems leave room for people.", - "Read the logs before blaming the network.", + "I can explain BGP, but neither of us will enjoy it.", + "It was DNS. Everyone take a drink.", + "The server is not haunted. I checked twice.", + "My favorite alert is the one that fixes itself before I get up.", ]; const glyphs = "01#@$%&*+<>/\\";