funny

2026-07-20 10:51:37 -05:00
parent 8f344ea37e
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 const mottos = [
-    "Stay humble enough to learn, and confident enough to build.",
-    "Make it work. Then make it quiet.",
-    "Good systems leave room for people.",
-    "Read the logs before blaming the network.",
+    "I can explain BGP, but neither of us will enjoy it.",
+    "It was DNS. Everyone take a drink.",
+    "The server is not haunted. I checked twice.",
+    "My favorite alert is the one that fixes itself before I get up.",
 ];

 const glyphs = "01#@$%&*+<>/\\";