funny curl

2026-07-20 17:05:24 -05:00
parent 7369afb6bb
commit fbb9003ba9
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@@ -1,4 +1,25 @@
 import { defineConfig } from 'astro/config';
+import curlResponse from './src/curl-response.ts';
+
+const curlPreview = {
+  name: 'curl-preview',
+  configureServer(server) {
+    server.middlewares.use(async (request, response, next) => {
+      const userAgent = request.headers['user-agent'] ?? '';
+      const path = request.url?.split('?', 1)[0];
+
+      if (request.method !== 'GET' || path !== '/' || !/^curl(?:\/|$)/i.test(userAgent)) {
+        next();
+        return;
+      }
+
+      const terminalResponse = curlResponse();
+      response.statusCode = terminalResponse.status;
+      terminalResponse.headers.forEach((value, name) => response.setHeader(name, value));
+      response.end(await terminalResponse.text());
+    });
+  },
+};

 export default defineConfig({
  site: 'https://rummage.cc',
@@ -7,4 +28,7 @@ export default defineConfig({
    port: 4321,
  },
  devToolbar: { enabled: false },
+  vite: {
+    plugins: [curlPreview],
+  },
 });
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+import curlResponse from "../src/curl-response.ts";
+
+interface PagesContext {
+    request: Request;
+    next(): Promise<Response>;
+}
+
+export function onRequest(context: PagesContext): Response | Promise<Response> {
+    const { request } = context;
+    const userAgent = request.headers.get("user-agent") ?? "";
+    const pathname = new URL(request.url).pathname;
+
+    if (
+        request.method === "GET" &&
+        pathname === "/" &&
+        /^curl(?:\/|$)/i.test(userAgent)
+    ) {
+        return curlResponse();
+    }
+
+    return context.next();
+}
@@ -0,0 +1,162 @@
+import { practice } from "./data/practice.ts";
+import { projects, websites } from "./data/projects.ts";
+import { tools } from "./data/tools.ts";
+import { work } from "./data/work.ts";
+
+const width = 86;
+const esc = "\x1b";
+const color = {
+    reset: `${esc}[0m`,
+    bold: `${esc}[1m`,
+    purple: `${esc}[38;5;141m`,
+    blue: `${esc}[38;5;117m`,
+    amber: `${esc}[38;5;215m`,
+    green: `${esc}[38;5;114m`,
+    text: `${esc}[38;5;252m`,
+    muted: `${esc}[38;5;245m`,
+    border: `${esc}[38;5;240m`,
+};
+
+type DisplayLine = string | { text: string; style?: string };
+
+function hyperlink(label: string, url: string): string {
+    return `${esc}]8;;${url}${esc}\\${color.blue}${esc}[4m${label}${esc}[24m${esc}]8;;${esc}\\`;
+}
+
+function quietHyperlink(label: string, url: string): string {
+    return `${esc}]8;;${url}${esc}\\${label}${esc}]8;;${esc}\\`;
+}
+
+function decorateLinks(text: string): string {
+    return text.replace(
+        /https?:\/\/[^\s]+|[\w.+-]+@[\w.-]+\.[A-Za-z]{2,}/g,
+        (value) => hyperlink(value, value.includes("@") ? `mailto:${value}` : value),
+    );
+}
+
+function wrap(text: string, lineWidth = width): string[] {
+    const words = text.split(/\s+/);
+    const lines: string[] = [];
+    let line = "";
+
+    for (const word of words) {
+        if (`${line} ${word}`.trim().length > lineWidth) {
+            lines.push(line);
+            line = word;
+        } else {
+            line = `${line} ${word}`.trim();
+        }
+    }
+
+    if (line) lines.push(line);
+    return lines;
+}
+
+function section(title: string, lines: DisplayLine[]): string {
+    const label = ` ${title} `;
+    const top = `┌─${label}${"─".repeat(width - label.length - 1)}┐`;
+    const body = lines
+        .flatMap((entry) => {
+            const line = typeof entry === "string" ? entry : entry.text;
+            const style = typeof entry === "string" ? color.text : entry.style;
+            return (line ? wrap(line, width - 4) : [""]).map((text) => ({
+                text,
+                style,
+            }));
+        })
+        .map(({ text, style }) => {
+            const content = decorateLinks(text.padEnd(width - 2));
+            return `${color.border}│${color.reset} ${style ?? ""}${content}${color.reset} ${color.border}│${color.reset}`;
+        })
+        .join("\n");
+
+    const styledTop = top.replace(label, `${color.bold}${color.purple}${label}${color.reset}${color.border}`);
+    return `${color.border}${styledTop}${color.reset}\n${body}\n${color.border}└${"─".repeat(width)}┘${color.reset}`;
+}
+
+const experience = work.flatMap((role, index) => [
+    { text: role.title.toUpperCase(), style: `${color.bold}${color.purple}` },
+    { text: `${role.company}  ·  ${role.years}`, style: color.amber },
+    { text: role.description, style: color.text },
+    ...(index < work.length - 1 ? [""] : []),
+]);
+
+const projectList = [...projects, ...websites].flatMap((project, index, all) => [
+    { text: project.name.toUpperCase(), style: `${color.bold}${color.purple}` },
+    { text: `${project.type}  ·  ${project.url}`, style: color.amber },
+    { text: project.description, style: color.text },
+    ...(index < all.length - 1 ? [""] : []),
+]);
+
+const competencies = practice.flatMap((area, index) => [
+    { text: area.title.toUpperCase(), style: `${color.bold}${color.purple}` },
+    { text: area.body, style: color.text },
+    ...(index < practice.length - 1 ? [""] : []),
+]);
+
+const proficiencyOrder = [
+    "Advanced",
+    "Proficient",
+    "Working knowledge",
+    "Familiar",
+] as const;
+
+const skills = proficiencyOrder.flatMap((level, index) => {
+    const names = tools
+        .filter((tool) => tool.proficiency === level)
+        .map((tool) => tool.name)
+        .join(" · ");
+    return [
+        { text: level.toUpperCase(), style: `${color.bold}${color.purple}` },
+        { text: names, style: color.text },
+        ...(index < proficiencyOrder.length - 1 ? [""] : []),
+    ];
+});
+
+const page = `
+${color.purple}     ▄████▄   ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
+    ▄██▀▀██▄  ███▀▀▀███       ${color.bold}${color.text}OWEN RUMMAGE${color.reset}
+${color.purple}    ███  ███  ███▄▄▄██▀       ${color.amber}Systems engineer${color.reset}
+${color.purple}    ▀██▄▄██▀  ███  ▀██▄       ${color.muted}Nashville, Tennessee${color.reset}
+${color.purple}     ▀████▀   ███    ███
+${color.border}  ────────────────────────    ${color.green}Linux · networks · cloud · automation${color.reset}
+
+${color.text}  Systems engineer specializing in Linux infrastructure, network engineering,
+  cloud platforms, and automation. Based in Nashville, Tennessee.${color.reset}
+
+  ${hyperlink("hello@rummage.cc", "mailto:hello@rummage.cc")}                  ${hyperlink("github.com/owenrummage", "https://github.com/owenrummage")}
+  ${hyperlink("linkedin.com/in/orummage", "https://linkedin.com/in/orummage")}          ${hyperlink("rummage.cc", "https://rummage.cc")}
+
+${section("EXPERIENCE", experience)}
+
+${section("EDUCATION", [
+    { text: "ASSOCIATE OF APPLIED SCIENCE IN COMPUTER INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY", style: `${color.bold}${color.purple}` },
+    { text: "Nashville State Community College  ·  2023 - 2026", style: color.amber },
+    { text: "Concentration in Systems Administration and Management. Graduated May 2026.", style: color.text },
+])}
+
+${section("PROJECTS", projectList)}
+
+${section("CORE COMPETENCIES", competencies)}
+
+${section("TECHNICAL SKILLS", skills)}
+
+${section("APPROACH", [
+    { text: "I build systems that can be understood and maintained by someone other than me.", style: `${color.bold}${color.green}` },
+])}
+
+${color.muted}  $${color.reset} ${color.text}curl rummage.cc${color.reset}          ${color.muted}Get this page${color.reset}
+${color.muted}  $${color.reset} ${color.text}open ${hyperlink("https://rummage.cc", "https://rummage.cc")}${color.reset}  ${color.muted}Visit the web version${color.reset}
+\n${color.muted}  Inspired by Dave Eddy's ${quietHyperlink("ysap.sh", "https://ysap.sh")}.${color.reset}
+${color.reset}`;
+
+export default function () {
+    return new Response(page, {
+        headers: {
+            "Cache-Control": "no-cache, no-store, must-revalidate",
+            "Content-Type": "text/plain; charset=utf-8",
+            Vary: "User-Agent",
+            "X-Content-Type-Options": "nosniff",
+        },
+    });
+}